Welcome to romance in the internet era, where talking isn’t talking, dating isn’t dating, and everyone has commitment issues with cute names.
Situationship
You’re not dating. You’re not single. You’re emotionally invested in a connection with no title, no roadmap, and no clarity, but plenty of vibes and confusion. It’s more than a hookup, but less than a relationship.
“Let’s just see where it goes” = Nowhere, love.
Soft Launch
Posting that mystery hand, blurred face, or “he got me flowers” story. Public romance teaser with private identity.
…just in case things end by Tuesday.
Love Bombing
An initial phase of intense affection, flattery, and grand gestures is used to quickly gain someone’s trust and commitment. The red flag here is speed. Too much, too soon. It’s often followed by a rapid withdrawal of affection or controlling behavior.
Saying “I love you” after 2 weeks. Side eye
Benching
Keeping someone “on standby.” Not your main roster, but still an option for when loneliness hits or the main character fumbles.
Squad rotation type shit.
Breadcrumbing
Sending just enough flirty messages to keep you interested, but never making actual plans. They’re leaving a trail of crumbs but never serving a full meal.
A random “Hey, how are you?” text every few weeks, but never following through on plans.
Ghosting
When someone disappears from your life without explanation. No texts, no calls, just… vanished. One day you’re making plans, the next day they’ve evaporated into thin air.
This is the most common (and most cowardly) dating offence.
Gaslighting
A form of psychological manipulation where one person tries to make the other doubt their own memory, perception, or sanity.
Think “You’re overreacting,” “That never happened,” or “You’re too sensitive.”
Dating today is… chaotic. Understanding these terms is the first step to navigating the dating landscape we find ourselves in.
