7 Strains of Weed According to Your Mood

If you’ve been following us then you’ll know that we’re a reliable source for everything weed, we’re basically a stoner’s weed bible and we understand your needs.

With the proliferation of strains in Lagos, it can be hard sometimes to decide what to get from your dealer. The dealer who shows off his latest set of strains to awe you into picking up a quarter ounce *we’ve all been there*.

We know you don’t have the strength to browse leafly to figure out the effects of what you’re about to cop. However, it’s important to know your strains so you can stay aligned with your different moods. Don’t trip, we got you.

We made a list of strains appropriate for different situations:


To Start Your Day (Wake N Bake) – Green Crack

Green Crack is a hybrid strain with 65 percent Sativa which gives it an energising buzz. It was initially named Crush, but its name was changed by Snoop Dogg, and today it is recognized best by the name Green Crack.

For An Afternoon Pick-Me Up – Sour Disel

Sour Diesel, also called Sour D, is a strong Sativa dominant strain that is known for creating energising and dreamlike effects. Sour D is also known to have long-lasting effects.

After A Long Day Or Work-Out – White Widow

White Widow is a classic weed strain known all around the world. It was bred in Amsterdam by crossing a couple of landrace strains, and the result gave us a perfect hybrid of uplifting and relaxing effects. It has a potent high & a euphoric high.

To Get You Completely Fucked Up – Bruce Banner

Bruce Banner just like the name suggests is a heavy-duty hybrid with a staggering THC content. Rated the strongest strain in 2014 by High Times following its victory in the 2013 Denver Cannabis Cup, Bruce Banner has since carved itself quite the reputation.

(I’ve personally smoked this and it fucked me up. S/O to Silver my dealer)

When You’re Feeling Down and Depressed – OG Kush

OG Kush is for relaxing the mind and body for a nice mellow experience. It’ll definitely help improve your mood when you’re feeling down.

If You Need Something To Spice Up Your Sex – Blue Dream

This Sativa-dominant strain delivers full-body relaxation as well as slight mental stimulation. You’ll be able to enjoy calmness, a clear-headed high, and pretty incredible sex. The best part is that you won’t feel too stoned to get it on and your lowered inhibitions will make you more confident.

To Cure Your Insomnia – God’s Gift (The Dreamy Strain)

Be warned; this strain is a heavy hitter and should only be used close to bedtime! God’s Gift is a heavily indica-dominant strain that’s a cross of OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple.

Adedayo Laketu

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